A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Can I flirt with you?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
I'm good at math. U+I=69
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
(stand next to the girl) Hey do you think you could ask this girl to give me her name and number? (answer:Depends on who it is) Okay but keep it quiet because she is standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is (your name). I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Hi. Are you legal?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion(mirage).
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
When God made you, he was showing off.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?